Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Ep 24 Asshole Class 102: Application and Theory


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I am an asshole.

I won't always be an asshole.

I wasn't always an asshole.

Maybe I can prevent it by being mindful and listening and open communication.

I'm doomed

God someone just saw my arms off. That'll make me feel appropriate.


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Thursday, January 24, 2019

The Recap Episode of The Andre Anime


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I didn't take a break. I didn't forget. I didn't get too busy. Well. I did but I could've reorganized my days.

I miss this and so much is changed. 

This is a necessary part of my growth and accountability. And now I'm going to try and do this on the road

Okay, in this one, the me from a couple hours ago talks teaching, porn I try to enjoy on an intellectual level, new digs, excuses for not making a podcast for 4 months, and being a better man to others that aren't men

Days


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Saturday, October 20, 2018

Ep 21 Featuring Everyone's Favorite Villain Clayface


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As I clean my room, I find things to talk about. Then get distracted from messages from friends and exes. Try to tell you the story of the Alt-Right comedian I befriended then turned on. Get distracted by talking about Batman and it becomes all about Paul Dini's A Dark Night: A True Batman Story from there.

sorry

Atleast there's no high pitch noise. Replaced by THUMB SLAMMING INTO PHONE FACE noise.


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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Ep 20 The Pantsless Podcast


I had some nice dates with nice ladies. You won't really hear about the details. Maybe tomorrow's podcast
Mostly I look at movies recommended by the two ladies and books I libraried.

Man I need to leave for the mic now.
Next description will be longer and more passionate.


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Sunday, October 7, 2018

Special Not Special


I did this 2 Saturdays ago to make up for skipping a week
It was done after the Third Coast 2nd Anniversary party.

I was on a exhaustive run of running arounding and probably should have taken a break and not recorded anything. 
Child-me would be slightly impressed with my workmanship.


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Ep 19 Getting Slapped In The Crotch Takes Time and Dedication


Hanging out at my other job after getting off from a 12 hour work at my other job to talk about the follies of my dick.
Dick Follies. That's what the episode shoulda been named


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Friday, September 28, 2018

Ep 18 Vagina Joke Wednesdays


I skipped another week and am a day late

Will this pattern continue?

Hopefully only under extreme cases of procrasterbation.

Had a mighty fun show Wednesday but forego that to talk about jerking off for 15 minutes (the topic of masturbation was talked about for 15 minutes, not the other way that sentence can go).

I had a weird nondate and no body died! Win-freaking-win


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