Ep 29 The Downcoming

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I talk about coming back to Nashville

I assume

Oh man who knows what I'm uploading

Oh wait I remember. I try doing the splits 30 minutes in

Woof.

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Ep 28 THE ROAD: NEW YORK- Big Finish with Jennifer McAuliffe

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Well this one is late not on purpose.

But history will look proudly on this podcast and forget these humble mistakes.

I drive around a bit until I pick up Jen. 

Have some convos after a second mic

Then ramble by myself

I've been paling around the open mic comedy scene of Brooklyn and whatnot with Jenn McAuliffe and man a tour is really better with a partner. Something I will hopefully learn for next time I do this.

Oh man. I will do so many things diff next time

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Ep 27 The Road- New York- Concrete Jungle Mixtape TOMATO

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I made it

I LIVE

I can't help myself

I make awesome friends in all these places.

I want to to stare out the window for hours. I'm hypnotized.

I gotta focus. Make a schedule, upload stuff to instagram, move my car in the morning...jesus it's 3:57am

Thanks Erica for letting me stay at your parents' place

And Thanks Jason for lettong me stay at your cats' apartment

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Bonus Ep: Special Guesty Miss Ronnit!

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October 25th, I went to see a movie about Gilda Radnor called "Love, Gilda" for the Jewish Film Festival with my friend Ronnit. She is a funny, wild, Israeli comic with a penchant for seizing the moment.

I have a 2nd part to this convo after the movie but also after an open mic run by the ineffable Matt Boyd at Turn One Bar. She has it in her phone and there it will remain till I can get a hold of it and teach it to upload to my Google drive account

Welp hopefully y'all will have a nice time with this chat

I haven't hears it in months but DAMN that is a long intro!

To skip to Ronnit, go to 34 minutes in, there abouts.

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Ep 26 THE ROAD- PHILLY- I'm Getting In My Rhythm

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Well I was supposed to drive back to DC for a show at the DC Improv but it turns out I'm a day early!

Welp

I went to a Underground Comedy show at the Ri-Ra Irish Pub and had a great time with cool comics and got to see Tim Trueheart again!

Win-Win-Lost cause I drove 3 hours but hey THATS SHOWBIZ

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Ep 25 THE ROAD- day 3 Shame and Guilt and Fear have taken the Wheel

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I miss Nashville folk.

But moving and grooving and being the new boy in class is very addictive. Oh man I need to upload that episode I made with Ronnit.

It's super short but I love it

Hey, I'll finish Castlevania on Netflix real real soon, dont you worry.

Oh and I made a colossal ef up. So whats new?

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Ep 24 Asshole Class 102: Application and Theory

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I am an asshole.

I won't always be an asshole.

I wasn't always an asshole.

Maybe I can prevent it by being mindful and listening and open communication.

I'm doomed

God someone just saw my arms off. That'll make me feel appropriate.

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The Recap Episode of The Andre Anime

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I didn't take a break. I didn't forget. I didn't get too busy. Well. I did but I could've reorganized my days.

I miss this and so much is changed. 

This is a necessary part of my growth and accountability. And now I'm going to try and do this on the road

Okay, in this one, the me from a couple hours ago talks teaching, porn I try to enjoy on an intellectual level, new digs, excuses for not making a podcast for 4 months, and being a better man to others that aren't men

Days

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Ep 21 Featuring Everyone's Favorite Villain Clayface

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As I clean my room, I find things to talk about. Then get distracted from messages from friends and exes. Try to tell you the story of the Alt-Right comedian I befriended then turned on. Get distracted by talking about Batman and it becomes all about Paul Dini's A Dark Night: A True Batman Story from there.

sorry

Atleast there's no high pitch noise. Replaced by THUMB SLAMMING INTO PHONE FACE noise.

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Ep 20 The Pantsless Podcast

I had some nice dates with nice ladies. You won't really hear about the details. Maybe tomorrow's podcast
Mostly I look at movies recommended by the two ladies and books I libraried.

Man I need to leave for the mic now.
Next description will be longer and more passionate.

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Special Not Special

I did this 2 Saturdays ago to make up for skipping a week
It was done after the Third Coast 2nd Anniversary party.

I was on a exhaustive run of running arounding and probably should have taken a break and not recorded anything. 
Child-me would be slightly impressed with my workmanship.

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Ep 19 Getting Slapped In The Crotch Takes Time and Dedication

Hanging out at my other job after getting off from a 12 hour work at my other job to talk about the follies of my dick.
Dick Follies. That's what the episode shoulda been named

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Ep 18 Vagina Joke Wednesdays

I skipped another week and am a day late

Will this pattern continue?

Hopefully only under extreme cases of procrasterbation.

Had a mighty fun show Wednesday but forego that to talk about jerking off for 15 minutes (the topic of masturbation was talked about for 15 minutes, not the other way that sentence can go).

I had a weird nondate and no body died! Win-freaking-win

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Ep 17 Gilly and Kidu

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Wednesday shows are still going strong.
Fighting on my phone and Facebook is still going strong

I forgot to mention the Alt Right Comic I was trolling, Jaron Stewart. He is a trip. Someone should hug that son of a bitch.

History class is actually helping fill great time on here!

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Ep 16 Take The Money You Joke Ho

I pole danced a teeny tiny bit.
I produced an open mic with too much money of my moneys.

I continue to achieve my goal of staying single for a year.

I forgot to sing on this one.
I learned that song from Hello Dolly for fucking nothing.

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Ep 15 I'm Back To Rise

I skipped a week. Cause bad things kept happening.

Car wrecked. Shows to still do. Dates to still have. Man, I didn't even talk about the open mic I started this week.

It's in a chicken joint called Pluckerz so get these laughs while they are hot.

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Ep 14 Blank Inside My Blank With The Blank

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Fresh from a family reunion and sprung free from a impromptu set in front of four disinterested people, I make my way through the past and look for my family, clothes taken from my ex's daughter, a new schedule-hell.

I hope everyone has already learned these lessons I am just now learning as an adult.

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Ep 13 Don't Text the Megaman Ex

It's a busy day.
Burlesque, being nice to ladies I know, and trying to guess the episode title before I really start is all part of the show now.

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Ep 12 Jeffery Takes Manhatten...well the Parthenon

Jeffery C. Roxx is a stand-up and former EVERYTHING (film student, script doctor, personal trainer, etc.) hailing from Detroit and living in Nashville. His stage presences is loud and punchy with influences from comics such as Redd Foxx and Andrew Dice Clay. 
His positive intensity I find infectious. This was my first time really getting to know him and had such a nice talk that was difficult to end. GOOD THING MY PHONE DECIDED FOR US.

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SURPRISE SAILOR MOON-CAST

Some things must be said.

Some ideas are too big to be kept a secret.

And watching Sailor Moon R and Sailor Moon S back to back is definitely one of them.

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