Now for something I didn't cut and paste out of boredom

But the boredom is there notheless.
Tips on how to be a good writer:
-WRITE!
-Write a whole lot of a bunch.
Then, when you are NOT writing:
-READ!
-Reading makes your writing better.
-Just better.
-Like, a whole lot...a bunch...a very big bunch of betterment...ality

Writer's block? SAY WHAAAAAA?!
-Write about that shit!
-Or read.
-No. Wait. Write! Screw "reading".
-Yeah, you better write about that shit, bitch. Or else...the hammer...

Can't use your laptop because the new Word Processor is like a NARC in the night and won't allow you to use it unless you kept "the launch codes" on the friggin' box it came in?
-Get in the line poor people have to get in to fix their problems!
-And use the Notebook Application! It takes the ease of typing on the computer and turns it into a battle of wills! No autobackup of your .doc if the power runs out!
-Exclamtion Points for everyone!!!!!!

I hope this was fun to read and not very helpful at all!
Because if it was helpful, you need pills! Bad!