Saturday, October 20, 2018

Ep 21 Featuring Everyone's Favorite Villain Clayface


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As I clean my room, I find things to talk about. Then get distracted from messages from friends and exes. Try to tell you the story of the Alt-Right comedian I befriended then turned on. Get distracted by talking about Batman and it becomes all about Paul Dini's A Dark Night: A True Batman Story from there.

sorry

Atleast there's no high pitch noise. Replaced by THUMB SLAMMING INTO PHONE FACE noise.


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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Ep 20 The Pantsless Podcast


I had some nice dates with nice ladies. You won't really hear about the details. Maybe tomorrow's podcast
Mostly I look at movies recommended by the two ladies and books I libraried.

Man I need to leave for the mic now.
Next description will be longer and more passionate.


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Sunday, October 7, 2018

Special Not Special


I did this 2 Saturdays ago to make up for skipping a week
It was done after the Third Coast 2nd Anniversary party.

I was on a exhaustive run of running arounding and probably should have taken a break and not recorded anything. 
Child-me would be slightly impressed with my workmanship.


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Ep 19 Getting Slapped In The Crotch Takes Time and Dedication


Hanging out at my other job after getting off from a 12 hour work at my other job to talk about the follies of my dick.
Dick Follies. That's what the episode shoulda been named


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Friday, September 28, 2018

Ep 18 Vagina Joke Wednesdays


I skipped another week and am a day late

Will this pattern continue?

Hopefully only under extreme cases of procrasterbation.

Had a mighty fun show Wednesday but forego that to talk about jerking off for 15 minutes (the topic of masturbation was talked about for 15 minutes, not the other way that sentence can go).

I had a weird nondate and no body died! Win-freaking-win


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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Ep 17 Gilly and Kidu


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Wednesday shows are still going strong.
Fighting on my phone and Facebook is still going strong

I forgot to mention the Alt Right Comic I was trolling, Jaron Stewart. He is a trip. Someone should hug that son of a bitch.

History class is actually helping fill great time on here!


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Friday, September 7, 2018

Ep 16 Take The Money You Joke Ho


I pole danced a teeny tiny bit.
I produced an open mic with too much money of my moneys.

I continue to achieve my goal of staying single for a year.

I forgot to sing on this one.
I learned that song from Hello Dolly for fucking nothing.


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Thursday, August 30, 2018

Ep 15 I'm Back To Rise


I skipped a week. Cause bad things kept happening.

Car wrecked. Shows to still do. Dates to still have. Man, I didn't even talk about the open mic I started this week.

It's in a chicken joint called Pluckerz so get these laughs while they are hot.


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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Ep 14 Blank Inside My Blank With The Blank


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Fresh from a family reunion and sprung free from a impromptu set in front of four disinterested people, I make my way through the past and look for my family, clothes taken from my ex's daughter, a new schedule-hell.

I hope everyone has already learned these lessons I am just now learning as an adult.


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Friday, August 10, 2018

Ep 13 Don't Text the Megaman Ex


It's a busy day.
Burlesque, being nice to ladies I know, and trying to guess the episode title before I really start is all part of the show now.


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Thursday, August 2, 2018

Ep 12 Jeffery Takes Manhatten...well the Parthenon


Jeffery C. Roxx is a stand-up and former EVERYTHING (film student, script doctor, personal trainer, etc.) hailing from Detroit and living in Nashville. His stage presences is loud and punchy with influences from comics such as Redd Foxx and Andrew Dice Clay. 
His positive intensity I find infectious. This was my first time really getting to know him and had such a nice talk that was difficult to end. GOOD THING MY PHONE DECIDED FOR US.


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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

SURPRISE SAILOR MOON-CAST


Some things must be said.

Some ideas are too big to be kept a secret.

And watching Sailor Moon R and Sailor Moon S back to back is definitely one of them.


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Friday, July 27, 2018

Ep 11 The Loneliest Sign-Up Sheet


There were shows where nothing happened.
And remember, from Alien, sometimes Nothing is the scariest thing of all.
Also, I work with a Kia and she sucks at being friendly.
DATING IS naw I'm not even going to attempt that right now

I gotta go


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Friday, July 20, 2018

It's Your Fault, Audience, For Not Critizing Me Ep 10


Busy week

Busy busy

I rediscover black people. I dine out with a new female friend. I try to make sense of the sexiness of wet body parts.

Zack, my work and film school bud, cameos in the beginning. Say "hi" to him if you see him on the street.


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Thursday, July 12, 2018

So Help Me God, Andre, If You Talk About Wrestling Ep 9


Just saw the Incredibles 2 but it got me thinking down a marriage/relationship line. Mostly I attempt to clean up my baggage that carry around with me from past relationships.


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Thursday, July 5, 2018

Andre, Did You Even Listen To This and Level the Mics ep 8


My wrestling-fanbro/workmate/what-you-mustn't-forget guy James chit-chats with me about comics, tv, Archie, fucking-Tinder(?), ahhhuh, what a girl wants, what a girl needs, whatever makes them happy and gets them locked up and married at 30.

I swear to god I didn't think it would be this long but we couldn't stop the pop culture orgy at the first 45 minutes or so.


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Friday, June 29, 2018

Andre Has 50 Minutes To Warm Up His Vocals ep 7


It is a ride around with my workmate and friend Anthony! We didn't get to go into the real shit of working at Belcourt and, in the before time, Regal Cinemas and note the differences. But this was more listener friendly and less shouty. He's only in it for a short while, so enjoy him while Anthony is there. The other part I wade into "talking with strangers" territory and then just remember I'm going to do commentary at a video game tourney about comic book characters so I come back down to earth, I hope.
Oh and I normalized the audio like I promised myself I would. Cause that is what I imagine I would complain about if I listen to this podcast.


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Saturday, June 23, 2018

I Regret Not Organizing My Time Better Ep 6


I try to summarize my life, while throwing as few people under the bus as possible.
I have a pause in the show after I get done with work 13 hours later so my energy is different weirder in the second two thirds.


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Friday, June 15, 2018

Andre, At Least Make The Attempt To Prepare ep 5


We talking spear-weilding women, getting addicted/attached to hanging out after a comedy show, and oh man, what was I talking about near the end?

I know I said something for twenty minutes! Uh, um, hi James, Zack and Holly, and sorry.

(I don't think I said anything controversial so I'm just not gonna check and push the publish button)

Oh that's right! I get a call during the podcast! That's the fun part!


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Sunday, June 10, 2018

Don’t Stop Pressing that Button Dude Ep 3 part 2


After the "show", I have one drink. and it turns out one drink is all I need to let Andre the Ripper out of his cage. I may sing some near the end. Scratch that. I sing my ass off.


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Don’t Stop Pressing that Button Dude ep 3 part 1


Before going to a comedy show, I decide to ramble about my self-destructive tendencies and money faults. Oh dear, what a drama!


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Saturday, June 9, 2018

Press Record, Andre ep 2


May 24, 2018

Me and Zach talk butts and oh man, I don't really remember anything else. Anime, I think.

Go watch Keijo on Funimation or Crunchyroll!

Hi, third listener!


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Friday, June 8, 2018

You Shoulda Press Play When You Had The Chance, Charles…er, Andre ep 4


This is a long podcast episode. Cause I added my open mic set in the middle to make the post-game discussion make sense. It wasn't great but those jokes will hopefully be unrecognizable in a month or I'll never do them ever again anyways. 

I talk about not being sure if I got hit on today, androgyny, what I fap to, and I don't remember what else and I just kinda relistened to it. 
 
My favorite part is I recorded my walk in to the mic singing the Turkey Trot song and accidently recorded a series of conversations with comics that I'll never release cause it was against their knowledge and my own. Ha. Guess you had to be there.
 
Random thing: Tennessee hermit and artist Plague of Gripes is really neat and you can support his most baser needs with his patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PlagueOfGripes/memberships
I should do that one day. Start a patreon, I mean. Yes, I should also be drawing porn, but that seems obvious to the point of not mentioning.

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Oh by the by, I started a podcast a month ago.

https://andrechurchwell.podbean.com/e/you-shoulda-press-play-when-you-had-the-chance-charleser-andre-ep-4/

NOT ANYMORE
http://pressplayandre.libsyn.com/
IS MY NEW TOPBITCH NOW


Get ready for that next post that is an exact double of the one below

This is a long podcast episode. Cause I added my open mic set in the middle to make the post-game discussion make sense. It wasn't great but those jokes will hopefully be unrecognizable in a month or I'll never do them ever again anyways. 

I talk about not being sure if I got hit on today, androgyny, what I fap to, and I don't remember what else and I just kinda relistened to it. 

My favorite part is I recorded my walk in to the mic singing the Turkey Trot song and accidently recorded a series of conversations with comics that I'll never release cause it was against their knowledge and my own. Ha. Guess you had to be there.

Random thing: Tennessee hermit and artist Plague of Gripes is really neat and you can support his most baser needs with his patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PlagueOfGripes/memberships
I should do that one day. Start a patreon, I mean. Yes, I should also be drawing porn, but that seems obvious to the point of not mentioning.