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For My Modest Proposal I tried to get at the heart of what I think is wrong with society and look for a f'd up answer that is back up with indisputable facts.
WELLLL so far I got nothing. So instead I went with what is wrong with me and projected that out to society with a screwy answer like:

• Show porn every where. Flood the market and the media with hardcore porn and desensitize the commonwealth. The issue of pornography destroying our society would be put to bed wit this initiative. Sign up today!
• Men go pants-less, Women go topless. On the issue of desenisitivity, perhaps we would do better to go a few months showing what everybody wants to see. Which no longer make them taboo or so sought after that in a visual regard. Strippers would be out of a job. Remember you can make a deference, but you have to remove an article of your clothing. Pledge now!
• (Original idea heard from Stand-up comic Doug Stanhope)