A long time coming

This is my attempt to explain how I feel and sometimes why (THE VOWEL SONG! Kay back on topic) I feel this awesome prickly sensation with a flat image on a screen. GAWD. That last sentence makes me feel like I need a girlfriend....

Onward, HO!

The Movie scenes:

E.T.

After all the kids in the house know about the alien, after Drew Barrymore brings a flower on a RedRacer wagon to “go play with the boys”, after she was “Is he pig? He sure EATS like one”, but before E.T. molds balls and shows what his solar system looks like. The moment is pinpoint accurate for me. Everyone finishes talking and E.T. smacks his lips, I think he burps a little, and picks something out of his mouth and goes for the balls (note to self: make a joke about last sentence. Make reference to Elliot’s balls in awkward fashion. Over). That’s it. In my mind it’s way more awesome than what is on electronic paper. For that moment I have this tangible feeling of what he is eating and what his face is feeling at that moment. My face tingles all over the front. I think it’s trying it’s best to blush.

This scene and tons of others is what made E.T. the first movie that I watch an incalculable amount of times back when I was a kid. It wasn’t even my VHS. It was my Aunt Cathy’s down College Park-Atlanta, Georgia. I think she let me keep it because she saw that I would be broken if I didn’t watch it everyday back home.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Adrenochrome scene. (I may add a vid of it if widow movie maker would get off its ASS!)

Those are some nutty noise that Depp is making.

I imagine me making those same noises and I feel good all over.

I actually attempt to replicate said noises and…something goes wrong.

Cause it does not feel as good as it looks.

…I’ll just stick to watching the movie.

Snatch

A Benecio Del Toro twofur!

Every movement seems like a subtle thought-of-but-not-thinking-of-it choice to use his every muscle that shows up on screen.

When he speaks in this movie it’s like he isn’t saying anything.

It’s as if he was mouthing all his words.

It’s okay though because I hear it in my head due to his and mine latent psychic powers.