I've got so much school work to do it gives me a boner

1. Stop going onto 4chan
2. Stop using the internet
3. Stop reading/start writing
4. Start your Cardboard head project
   
5. Oh, and finish your late box art
   
6. Oh and read Gulliver's Travels
7. Watch Gulliver's Travels
8. Read the Rape of the lock
9. Make a "Modest Proposal" with a super long title
10. Pay for late camera return so that you can use the camera in school again
11. Draw/label the entire front human musculature and the back torso portion
12. Take an hour to clean your "death trap" of a bed and your "Cthulu's Mouth" of a floor
13. STOP YOUR BITCHIN'
14. Get a catchy song stuck in your head (it helps with doing mundane work)
15. Get out of room+ do work= Work gets done
16. Get out of room -do work/due tomorrow= Vicious Cycle

Now I need to go to an open mic and waste some time with no material.
It would be awesome if someone were to help me write my stuff but it's just as well.
Now I can get ALL THE CREDIT! MWHAAAAHAHAAHA!!
(comes to realize his place in the grand scheme of things)

Biology is for people with boners for blood, bones, and bugs.
Think about it.

I wonder if Maria Lombardi knew Micheal Cypress. Not a concise thought but I just wanted My MyCy shout out.